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1:06am April 24, 2014

Man I’m never gonna touch a boob.

1:05am April 24, 2014

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

12:09am April 24, 2014
  • Plays: 161,657
  • Artist: Modest Mouse
  • Album: Good News for People Who Love Bad News
  • Track Name: Float On

radtracks:

float on // modest mouse

i backed my car into a cop car the other day
well, he just drove off, sometimes life’s okay
i ran my mouth off a bit too much, ah, what did i say?
well, you just laughed it off and it was all okay

12:05am April 24, 2014

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

12:02am April 24, 2014
koalanurples:

eridan is a very over enthusiastic freshman who is determined to make a his friend’s older sister his gfeven if it means crashing into senior partiesbonus jonas:

koalanurples:

eridan is a very over enthusiastic freshman who is determined to make a his friend’s older sister his gf
even if it means crashing into senior parties
bonus jonas:
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12:00am April 24, 2014

I think instead of trying to explain how I feel and complaining in these text posts, then getting frustrated at my inability to do so, I’m just gonna use emoticons.

:(

11:22pm April 23, 2014

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

11:09pm April 23, 2014

marcobodt:

nonon for ritz <3

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10:42pm April 23, 2014
The fact I did this instead of doing my maths homework says a lot about me as a person I think.

The fact I did this instead of doing my maths homework says a lot about me as a person I think.

10:38pm April 23, 2014